Welcome to AAH!!!, the Army Against Hanson. Our mission: To cleanse the world of the evil that is Hanson. Hanson. The very mention of them can make dogs howl, make people moan and cover their ears. I would call them girls, but, of course, that would be a huge insult to my gender. So I won�t but I will say this: Hanson is the worst group I have ever heard in my life. �Bubble gum pop� is what their music is called, and I must say I fully agree. They sound like whiny little babies. I�m getting sick of all these teenybopper girls screaming over them because they�re too pathetic to find someone worthwhile. I really see no reason for these lesbians to like them. Even as girls, they wouldn�t be considered attractive. Well, fellow haters, it�s time to unite. It�s time to stand up and say loudly, �Hanson sucks!� We must somehow get rid of their hypnosis that makes the girls so crazy about them. (It couldn�t be because of their looks or music; it must be hypnosis, hidden in one of their crap songs.) So, I urge you, me friends, to enter my site and join the Army Against Hanson. And to thee, Hanson-�Lovers�, I urge you, also, to enter. I enjoy reading the unintelligent hate mail that proves how dim their fans are.

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